Writings

  • Witness the Flop (10.19.2026)
    Frosting, fascism, and the flop of all flops: Katy Perry's Witness.

    Important

  • Statement on AI (07.07.2025)
    My view on generative AI and what it means for this website.

    • Character Analyses

  • Portrait of a Potions Master [11.7k] (12.01.2024)
    An exhaustive description of Severus Snape across all seven Harry Potter books.
  • Vvivvisection of Eridan Ampora [5.4k] (12.28.2023)
    An exhaustive analysis of Eridan Ampora across all acts of Homestuck.

    Media Analyses

  • Book Reviews (1.10.2026)
    I've reviewed 17 books so far!
  • Classpecting Meta [8k] (06.29.2025) TLDR
    A literature review of fan-created classpecting systems from Homestuck.
  • How The Emoji Movie Failed [11.1k] (05.17.2025)
    The Emoji Movie’s production, reception, and a full analysis of the film - from the perspective of someone who loves the movie.
  • Playing Mother Grub [3.5k] (02.15.2023)
    Analysis of troll design trends in Homestuck and Hiveswap for making troll OCs.
  • Witness the Flop (10.19.2026)
    Frosting, fascism, and the flop of all flops: Katy Perry's Witness.

    The Occult

  • Crystalline Capitalism [3.9k] (12.22.2024)
    A guide to buying crystals for metaphysical purposes.
  • Home Calls the ET [5.7k] (07.14.2025)
    Examining starseeds - the belief that some people have alien souls.
  • Geomancy [5.6k] (2023)
    A primer on the divination method of geomancy. An old essay that will be rewritten eventually.